One of the best all-around combinations of size
and skill in the league. Unbelievable height off
the springs, with soft hands and a soft touch,
Corey is a threat to score anywhere on the floor.

Beezhold put up a monster preseason, but
hasn't yet performed under pressure.

Game changing dunks leave the league’s best
Stoppers embarrassed. Displays some of the
best offensive tramp timing in the league.

His skill and charisma make him the face of his
team.

The only remaining member of the original
Slashers team. Williams is a multi-talented
enforcer in the open floor.

A streaky scorer: as he goes so does his
team. Utilizes his passing prowess to
make his teammates better.

Might very well be the best Stopper in the
league. Combines perfect timing with
incredible aerial control to deny anything
close to the rim. Credits his timing to
bouncing on a tramp in his backyard his
whole life

Holds single-game record for blocks with 36

Impressive tramp explosiveness.
Another of the many talented rookies looking to
contribute. Should see quality minutes in his
first year. A firefighter when not playing SlamBall,
Harrison is the designated high-ladder fireman
in his company because he’s not afraid of
heights.

Tough and gritty player
Solid with the ball
Professional skiptracer when not playing SlamBall

Damien took his love as a fan of SlamBall to a
tryout and earned a job. His hustle and all-around
work ethic have been turning heads around the
league.

Good size and solid body control

Has shown a preternatural skill in the Stopper
position. DeAndre’s ability to give solid minutes
so Hooker can rest is a huge key to the
Slasher’s success this season.

The most creative player on the Slashers

Gives the team an all-verticality look with Campbell
and Beezhold. Ramone has really come into his
own as a dynamic playmaker.

Not only sporting possibly the best name ever, Obebe is an accomplished basketball player that knocks down outside shots, while playing great defense and mixing in the occasional attack on the Stopper. An all-around talent, Obebe is a heady player and valuable reserve for Stapleton's complex offense.